| Description |
viii, 208 pages ; 21 cm |
| Contents |
People I want to punch in the throat: a short list -- You've got mail! -- Take your mother's sandwich and shove it -- The Hubs or the cleaning lady - don't make me choose -- God bless America (and thongs) -- Just some of the many reasons the neighbors always hate us -- Screw your playgroup, I didn't want to join anyway -- Gomer might be a racist -- Jeez, lady, I just wanted a cup of coffee, not your kidney -- Hello mother, hello father, signing up for camp sucks -- Ooh, sorry to hear you got Agnes in your class, but I hear her mother is lovely -- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sweet-ass ride -- Am I supposed to believe a five-year-old made that? -- Carpool lanes and bunny pajamas go together like...nothing. They don't go together at all. -- The Husband inquisition -- Who needs Dr. Phil when we have Adolpha? -- Do you ever invite me over when you're not trying to sell me something? -- Sleepover is not a party theme! And other stupid things suburban moms complain about -- It's free bowling, lady, not the Junior Olympics -- I thought mother's little helper was a babysitter. I was wrong - it's drugs -- Motherhood: the toughest competition you'll ever judge -- Watch it, that room mom'll cut you -- Would you take less than a quarter for that Swarovski vase? -- Mom's night out at the gun range. |
| Subject |
Suburban life -- Humor.
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Suburbanites -- Humor.
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| ISBN |
9780345549839 (paperback) |
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034554983X (paperback) |
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