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099    eAudiobook hoopla 
099    eAudiobook hoopla 
100 1  Alpert, Karen|c(Blogger),|eauthor,|enarrator. 
245 10 I want my epidural back :|badventures in mediocre 
       parenting, aka baby sideburns|h[Hoopla electronic 
       resource] /|cKaren Alpert. 
250    Unabridged. 
264  1 [United States] :|bHarperAudio,|c2016. 
264  2 |bMade available through hoopla 
300    1 online resource (1 audio file (4hr., 19 min.)) :
       |bdigital. 
336    spoken word|bspw|2rdacontent 
337    computer|bc|2rdamedia 
338    online resource|bcr|2rdacarrier 
344    digital|hdigital recording|2rda 
347    data file|2rda 
506    Digital content provided by hoopla. 
511 0  Read by the author. 
520    Now that I'm a mom, I know the most painful part isn't 
       getting something giant through your hooha. It's having a 
       real live child. If you are the kind of mom who shapes 
       your kiddo's organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona
       Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past 
       midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential 
       campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your 
       nose at parents who have Domino's pizza on speed dial, do 
       not read this book. But if you are the kind of parent who 
       accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning 
       because they won't put their shoes on and then you feel 
       super guilty about it all day so you take them to 
       McDonalds for a special treat but really it's because you 
       opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to 
       buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book. I 
       Want My Epidural Back is a celebration of mediocre parents
       and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just
       as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert's 
       honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and 
       pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in 
       your pants. Or on the toilet if you're smart and read it 
       there. 
538    Mode of access: World Wide Web. 
600 10 Alpert, Karen|c(Blogger) 
650  0 Parenthood|vAnecdotes. 
650  0 Parenthood|vHumor. 
650  0 Parenting|vAnecdotes. 
650  0 Parenting|vHumor. 
650  0 Motherhood|vAnecdotes. 
650  0 Motherhood|vHumor. 
650  0 Parent and child|vAnecdotes. 
650  0 Parent and child|vHumor. 
650  0 Mothers|zUnited States|vBiography. 
700 1  Alpert, Karen. 
710 2  hoopla digital. 
856 40 |uhttps://www.hoopladigital.com/title/
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