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Author Alpert, Karen (Blogger), author, narrator.

Title I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns [Hoopla electronic resource] / Karen Alpert.

Edition Unabridged.
Imprint [United States] : Harper Collins Publishers : Made available through hoopla, 2016.
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Description 1 online resource (1 audio file (4hr., 18 min.)) : digital.
Access Digital content provided by hoopla.
Performer Read by the author.
Summary Now that I'm a mom, I know the most painful part isn't getting something giant through your hooha. It's having a real live child. If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo's organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino's pizza on speed dial, do not read this book. But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won't put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it's because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book. I Want My Epidural Back is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert's honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you're smart and read it there.
System Details Mode of access: World Wide Web.
Subject Parenthood -- Anecdotes. -- Sound recordings.
Parenthood -- Humor. -- Sound recordings.
Parenting -- Anecdotes. -- Sound recordings.
Parenting -- Humor. -- Sound recordings.
Motherhood -- Anecdotes. -- Sound recordings.
Motherhood -- Humor. -- Sound recordings.
Parent and child -- Anecdotes. -- Sound recordings.
Parent and child -- Humor. -- Sound recordings.
Alpert, Karen (Blogger)
Mothers -- United States -- Biography. -- Sound recordings.
Added Author Alpert, Karen.
hoopla digital.
ISBN 9780062445674 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book)
0062445677 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book)
Music No. MWT11633766
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