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100 1  Collins, Carla. 
245 10 Angels, vampires & douche bags|h[Hoopla electronic 
       resource] /|cCarla Collins. 
246 3  Angels, vampires and douche bags 
250    Unabridged. 
264  1 [United States] :|bGildan Media,|c2010. 
264  2 |bMade available through hoopla 
300    1 online resource (1 audio file (180 min.)) :|bdigital. 
336    spoken word|bspw|2rdacontent 
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344    digital|hdigital recording|2rda 
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506    Digital content provided by hoopla. 
511 0  Read by Elizabeth Gaylynn Baker. 
520    In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins 
       divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us,
       and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck 
       the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly 
       annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts
       and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey 
       from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown 
       L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her 
       way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple 
       fiances, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless 
       grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you 
       that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping 
       into the power of laughter, anything is possible-and 
       everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life,
       control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at 
       bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, 
       uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny. 
538    Mode of access: World Wide Web. 
600 10 Collins, Carla|xFriends and associates. 
650  0 Interpersonal relations|vHumor. 
650  0 Entertainers|vAnecdotes. 
700 1  Baker, Elizabeth Gaylynn.|4nrt 
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