You ain't getting s*** for Christmas / Red Peters (3:56) -- Away in a manger / Plankeye (3:15) -- Have yourself a merry little Christmas / Local H (2:34) -- Xmas time (it sure don't feel like it) / Mighty Mighty Bosstones (2:56) -- Christmas crush / Home Grown (3:24) -- Grandma got run over by a reindeer / Less than Jake (2:04) -- Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer / Smithereens (3:03) -- Christmas with the devil / Spinal Tap (4:33) -- White Christmas / Goldfinger (1:03) -- The little drum machine boy / Beck (7:00) -- Santa doesn't cop out on dope / Sonic Youth (3:18) -- I farted on Santa's lap (Now Christmas is gonna stink for me) / Little Stinkers (2:17).