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020    9781427289360 
020    1427289360 
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092    791.4502809|bRET 
100 0  Retta,|eauthor,|enarrator. 
245 10 So close to being the sh*t, y'all don't even know
       |h[UNABRIDGED sound recording] /|cRetta. 
246 3  So close to being the shit, y'all don't even know 
246 3  So close to being the shit, you all don't even know 
250    Unabridged. 
264  1 New York, NY :|bMacmillan Audiobook,|c[2018] 
264  4 |c©2018 
300    6 compact discs (7 hr.) :|bCD audio, digital ;|c4 3/4 in. 
336    spoken word|bspw|2rdacontent 
337    audio|bs|2rdamedia 
338    audio disc|bsd|2rdacarrier 
344    digital|2rda 
347    audio file|bCD audio|2rda 
500    Title from disc label. 
511 0  Read by the author. 
520    In So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know, 
       Parks and Recreation star Retta takes us on her not-so-
       meteoric rise from roaches to riches (well, rich enough 
       that she can buy $15,000 designer handbags yet scared 
       enough to know she’s always a heartbeat away from ramen 
       with American cheese).  Throwing her hard-working Liberian
       parents for a loop, Retta abandons her plan to attend med 
       school after graduating Duke University to move to 
       Hollywood to star in her own sitcom―like her comedy 
       heroes Lucille Ball and Roseanne.  Say what? Word. Turns 
       out Retta might actually be on to something. After winning
       Comedy Central’s stand-up competition, she should be ready
       for prime time―but a fear of success derails her biggest 
       dream.  Whether reminiscing about her days as a contract 
       chemist at GlaxoSmithKline, telling “dirty” jokes to 
       Mormons, feeling like the odd man out on Parks, fending 
       off racist trolls on Twitter, flirting with Michael 
       Fassbender, or expertly stalking the cast of "Hamilton," 
       Retta’s unique voice and refreshing honesty will make you 
       laugh, cry, and laugh so hard you’ll cry.  Her eponymous 
       sitcom might not have happened yet, but by the end of So 
       Close to Being the Sh*t, you’ll be rooting for Retta to be
       the next one-named wonder to take over your television. 
       And she just might inspire you to reach for the stars, 
       too. 
600 00 Retta. 
650  0 Actors|zUnited States|vBiography|vSound recordings. 
650  0 Comedians|zUnited States|vBiography|vSound recordings. 
650  0 Conduct of life|vHumor|vSound recordings. 
650  0 Autobiography|vSound recordings. 
650  0 African American women|vBiography|vSound recordings. 
655  7 Autobiographies.|2lcgft 
655  7 Humor.|2lcgft 
655  7 Audiobooks.|2lcgft