Phaeton Black is missing. Sucked into an alternative universe-- courtesy of Professor Lovecraft's Trans-Dimensional Injection Portal-- the illustrious investigator is nowhere to be found. Even the bewitching Miss America Jones, who's pregnant with Phaeton's child, has no clue to his whereabouts. But when a spy fly's microphone picks up Phaeton's voice in the parlors of Paris, she enlists his dearest friends to track him down... before his deadliest enemies find him first.