Description |
1 online resource (xiv, 176 pages) : illustrations |
Contents |
Questioning Godzilla's existence -- Missed possessions -- The yeti wears Prada -- His fangs just aren't that into you -- The mummy's curse : cankles -- How to find the genie of your dreams (and keep him coming back for more) -- The best tears of your life -- Learning from your teleporter mistakes -- The joy of unicorns -- You suck one goat -- Giant ape class-action lawsuit -- Groom of Frankenstein -- The passive-aggressive monster in the closet -- Diet Hansel -- Night of the living -- The werewolf whisperer -- On-again, off-again, alive-again -- To sleep, perchance to drain : a suicide note from a claw-foot bathtub -- When bad things happen to good mer-people -- Unsuccessful monsters -- The riddle artist : how to seduce any sphinx -- Crypto-racism -- St. Patrick's morning after -- The ordinary Spider-man -- There's a sucker born every minute -- Igor's résumé -- The partisan case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde -- The invisible hell of the market -- Gremlin owner's manual -- The roommate of Dorian Gray -- Some gorgans have all the luck -- The New York art show massacre -- Whoa oh, here she comes -- Dr. Van Helsing's patient notes -- Gentlemen prefer blondes who aren't over fifty feet tall -- Seeing other dead people -- Dearly departed departed -- Kids slay the darnedest things -- A living dead will. |
Bibliography |
Includes bibliographical references. |
Subject |
Monsters -- Humor.
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American wit and humor.
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Genre |
Electronic books.
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Added Author |
Real, Willie.
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Other Form: |
Print version: Lesser, Frank. Sad monsters. New York : Plume, c2011 9780452297395 (DLC) 2011012704 (OCoLC)706024260 |
ISBN |
9781101551004 (electronic bk.) |
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1101551003 (electronic bk.) |
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9781101551165 (electronic bk.) |
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110155116X (electronic bk.) |
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