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1 online resource (1 audio file (10hr., 02 min.)) : digital. |
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digital digital recording rda |
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data file rda |
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Digital content provided by hoopla. |
| Performer |
Read by the author. |
| Summary |
Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." -Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket. Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar |
| System Details |
Mode of access: World Wide Web. |
| Subject |
Oxford, Kelly.
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Mothers -- United States -- Biography.
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Mothers -- United States -- Anecdotes.
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Mothers -- United States -- Humor.
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| Added Author |
Oxford, Kelly.
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hoopla digital.
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| ISBN |
9780062189516 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) |
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0062189514 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) |
| Music No. |
MWT11632016 |
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