LEADER 00000nzm 2200469Ka 4500 001 ocn759839023 003 OCoLC 005 20141231185129.0 006 m d 007 cr cnu---unuuu 008 111107s2011 nyua ob 000 0 eng d 020 9781101551004 (electronic bk.) 020 1101551003 (electronic bk.) 020 9781101551165 (electronic bk.) 020 110155116X (electronic bk.) 035 (OCoLC)759839023 037 93C95F1D-AE74-43D8-B85B-8229FA8C2F8F|bOverDrive, Inc. |nhttp://www.overdrive.com 040 TEFOD|cTEFOD|dJFN|erda|dUtOrBLW 043 n-us--- 049 JFNA 082 04 818/.602 082 04 818/.602 082 04 818/.602|222 099 eBook OverDrive/Libby 100 1 Lesser, Frank. 245 10 Sad monsters|h[OverDrive/Libby electronic resource] |bgrowling on the outside, crying on the inside /|cFrank Lesser ; illustrations by Willie Real. 264 1 New York :|bPlume,|c[2011] 264 4 |c©2011 300 1 online resource (xiv, 176 pages) :|billustrations 336 unspecified|bzzz|2rdacontent 337 computer|bc|2rdamedia 338 online resource|bcr|2rdacarrier 504 Includes bibliographical references. 505 0 Questioning Godzilla's existence -- Missed possessions -- The yeti wears Prada -- His fangs just aren't that into you -- The mummy's curse : cankles -- How to find the genie of your dreams (and keep him coming back for more) - - The best tears of your life -- Learning from your teleporter mistakes -- The joy of unicorns -- You suck one goat -- Giant ape class-action lawsuit -- Groom of Frankenstein -- The passive-aggressive monster in the closet -- Diet Hansel -- Night of the living -- The werewolf whisperer -- On-again, off-again, alive-again -- To sleep, perchance to drain : a suicide note from a claw- foot bathtub -- When bad things happen to good mer-people -- Unsuccessful monsters -- The riddle artist : how to seduce any sphinx -- Crypto-racism -- St. Patrick's morning after -- The ordinary Spider-man -- There's a sucker born every minute -- Igor's résumé -- The partisan case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde -- The invisible hell of the market -- Gremlin owner's manual -- The roommate of Dorian Gray -- Some gorgans have all the luck -- The New York art show massacre -- Whoa oh, here she comes -- Dr. Van Helsing's patient notes -- Gentlemen prefer blondes who aren't over fifty feet tall -- Seeing other dead people -- Dearly departed departed -- Kids slay the darnedest things -- A living dead will. 588 Description based on print version record. 650 0 Monsters|vHumor. 650 0 American wit and humor. 655 7 Electronic books.|2local 700 1 Real, Willie. 776 08 |iPrint version:|aLesser, Frank.|tSad monsters.|dNew York : Plume, c2011|z9780452297395|w(DLC) 2011012704 |w(OCoLC)706024260 856 40 |uhttps://naperville.overdrive.com/media/|zAvailable on OverDrive/Libby. 994 C0|bJFN