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Author Hearne, Kevin.

Title Kill the farm boy [OverDrive/Libby electronic resource] Kevin Hearne.

Edition Unabridged.
Imprint New York : Random House Audio, 2018.
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Description 1 online resource (1 audio file) : digital
Playing Time 00:00:00
Description audio file rda
Series The Tales of Pell ; 01.
Dawson, Delilah S. Tales of Pell ; 01.
Note Unabridged.
Summary In an irreverent new series in the tradition of Terry Pratchett novels and The Princess Bride, the New York Times bestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly written feast scenes. Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened. And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar "happily ever after" that ever once-upon-a-timed.
System Details Requires OverDrive app (file size: 38 KB).
Genre Electronic audiobooks.
ISBN 9780525593676 (sound recording)
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