LEADER 00000nim a22004815a 4500 003 MWT 005 20191125113808.0 006 m o h 007 sz zunnnnnuned 007 cr nnannnuuuua 008 180713s2010 xxunnn es i n eng d 020 9781469054667 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) 020 1469054663 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) 029 https://d2snwnmzyr8jue.cloudfront.net/ gil_9781469054667_180.jpeg 028 42 MWT12161797 037 12161797|bMidwest Tape, LLC|nhttp://www.midwesttapes.com 040 Midwest|erda 082 04 792.702/8|222 099 eAudiobook hoopla 099 eAudiobook hoopla 100 1 Collins, Carla. 245 10 Angels, vampires & douche bags|h[Hoopla electronic resource] /|cCarla Collins. 246 3 Angels, vampires and douche bags 250 Unabridged. 264 1 [United States] :|bGildan Media,|c2010. 264 2 |bMade available through hoopla 300 1 online resource (1 audio file (180 min.)) :|bdigital. 336 spoken word|bspw|2rdacontent 337 computer|bc|2rdamedia 338 online resource|bcr|2rdacarrier 344 digital|hdigital recording|2rda 347 data file|2rda 506 Digital content provided by hoopla. 511 0 Read by Elizabeth Gaylynn Baker. 520 In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiances, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible-and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny. 538 Mode of access: World Wide Web. 600 10 Collins, Carla|xFriends and associates. 650 0 Interpersonal relations|vHumor. 650 0 Entertainers|vAnecdotes. 700 1 Baker, Elizabeth Gaylynn.|4nrt 710 2 hoopla digital. 856 40 |uhttps://www.hoopladigital.com/title/ 12161797?utm_source=MARC|zInstantly available on hoopla. 856 42 |zCover image|uhttps://d2snwnmzyr8jue.cloudfront.net/ gil_9781469054667_180.jpeg